BOYS ARE GROSS

BOYS ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

And my three year old is perhaps the grossest of them all.  Every day he does something a little nastier.  Here are just a few of the nasty, disgusting, gross, icky, yicky, ooglie, googlie things Tucker has done lately:

HE PICKS HIS NOSE

Daddy was helping to get a crusty boogie out of his nose and went to flick it on the floor (Dad is gross too). Tuck yelled, "No, Daddy! Give it here. I wanta EAT IT!"

HE SPITS

I think that he believes it is soap because it produces little bubbles. He spits on everything- the wood floor, the coffee table, Daddy's head when he is riding on his shoulders...

 

HE EATS OFF OF THE FLOOR

I swear, that child will not eat brocolli. But boy, if that brocolli fell on the floor, he would scramble around like a mad man until he got it and put it in his mouth.

HE CHEWS HIS TOE NAILS

Hopefully that habit will be broken when he can no longer reach his foot to his mouth, and I hope that is soon.

HE LICKS PEE

OK, this is soooo nasty. He was peeing the other day, and swiped his hand in front of "the stream" of urine, and then licked his hand.

HE FARTS

Today Tucker and I were sitting on the sofa watching television when he suddenly reached around and put his hand down the back of his pants and passed gas. He flashed a huge grin, "Mom, I pooted on my hand!"

HE DRINKS BATHTUB WATER

I literally had to spank him the other day because he would not stop drinking the water out of the bathtub.

As I am compiling this list, I am noticing a trend- is my child malnourished? He eats food off of the floor,  boogers and toe nails, and he drinks urine as well as bathtub water. Ummmm, GROSS!!!